Alright so this week I kept seeing those fancy snack videos and thought, man I gotta try some easy ones that don’t mess up my kitchen. Grabbed stuff from my pantry yesterday afternoon and tested three dead-simple recipes. Here’s exactly what went down.
Peanut Butter Banana Bites Disaster
First I ripped open a banana like “this’ll be easy peasy”. Sliced it into coins while nearly cutting my finger off – these knives ain’t sharp, folks. Smeared peanut butter on half the slices like I was icing cupcakes. Top half slapped on like sandwich cookies. Then disaster struck: picked one up and peanut butter oozed everywhere like melted plastic. Ate it anyway though, sticky fingers be damned. Tastes awesome but looks like a toddler’s art project.
Microwave Oatmeal Hack Surprise
Opened my crappy dollar store oats next. Dumped into my chipped coffee mug with water way past eyeball measurement. Nuked for two minutes watching it bubble like a science experiment. Pulled out this steaming lava and mixed in:
- Drippy honey from the bear bottle
- A glob of almond butter that plopped like wet cement
- Crumbled walnut pieces I smashed with a beer bottle (classy)
Nearly scorched my tongue slurping this. Pro tip: let it sit for sixty seconds unless you enjoy mouth burns. Shockingly decent for three minutes work.
The “Everything Bagel” Avocado Trolling
Found a sad avocado turning brown in my fruit bowl. Stabbed the pit out with a butter knife – took three tries. Smeared the green mush on a stale bagel half. Then disaster part two: shook everything bagel seasoning like it owed me money. Little seeds flew everywhere – counter, floor, my damn shirt. Took longer to clean than to make! Final verdict? Delicious chaos. Could barely taste the floor spices.
Final Thoughts While Licking Peanut Butter Off My Hand
All these took under five minutes if you ignore cleanup time. Banana bites taste great but look ghetto. Oatmeal saved my lunch break. The bagel one got seasoning in my eyebrows – maybe use less shake next time. Gotta buy paper plates before trying these again.