Alright everyone, gather ’round! I recently decided to throw an 80s themed party, and let me tell you, the first thing that popped into my head after “Where’s my neon leg warmers?” was “What on earth are we going to EAT?” It’s one thing to dress the part, but the food really seals the deal, you know? So, I dove headfirst into my memory banks and did a bit of, let’s call it, “culinary archaeology.”

Thinking Back and Getting Started
My first step was just jotting down anything that screamed “80s food” to me. I remembered a lot of finger foods, bright colors, and things that were, honestly, pretty simple to make. I wasn’t looking to reinvent the wheel here, just bring back some classics that would get everyone reminiscing. I wanted stuff that was easy to graze on while people were chatting and maybe doing a little moonwalk.
The Menu Plan – Keeping it Real
After some thought, I settled on a few key items. My goal was delicious, recognizable, and not too stressful for me to prepare. Here’s what I decided to tackle:
- Pigs in a Blanket: You just can’t go wrong. A total crowd-pleaser.
- Deviled Eggs: My mom used to make these for every single gathering, so they felt essential.
- Cheese and Pineapple Hedgehogs: Okay, maybe not a full hedgehog, but definitely cheese and pineapple on sticks! The height of sophistication back then, or so we thought.
- Mini Pizzas on French Bread: Super easy, and who doesn’t like pizza?
- A Big Bowl of Punch: Brightly colored, of course!
The Prep and Execution – My Kitchen Adventure
So, the day before the party, I got to work. I boiled the eggs for the deviled eggs first. Once they were cool, I peeled them, halved them, and scooped out the yolks. I mashed those yolks up with mayonnaise, a bit of mustard, salt, pepper, and a sprinkle of paprika for color. I then covered them and popped them in the fridge. Done.
Next, the pigs in a blanket. I bought a couple of tubes of crescent roll dough and a pack of mini sausages. This was so straightforward: I just unrolled the dough, separated the triangles, and then rolled each mini sausage up in a little dough blanket. I arranged them on a baking sheet, covered it with plastic wrap, and that also went into the fridge, ready to be baked on party day.
For the cheese and pineapple, I cubed a block of cheddar cheese and drained a can of pineapple chunks. On party day itself, I just speared a piece of cheese and a piece of pineapple onto cocktail sticks. I even stuck them into half a grapefruit, just like in the old pictures! It looked brilliant.

The mini pizzas were a breeze. I sliced a couple of French baguettes, toasted them lightly under the broiler. Then, I spread a thin layer of pizza sauce on each slice, sprinkled on some mozzarella cheese, and added a few mini pepperonis. These were assembled right before guests arrived and then baked until bubbly.
And the punch! Oh, this was fun. I mixed a couple of liters of ginger ale with a large can of pineapple juice and a bottle of some red fruit punch concentrate for that vibrant 80s color. Just before serving, I added a big scoop of rainbow sherbet. It foamed up nicely and looked totally rad.
The Big Reveal – Party Time!
I set everything out on my brightest platters. The deviled eggs got a final sprinkle of paprika. The pigs in a blanket came out of the oven golden and delicious. The mini pizzas were cheesy and satisfying. And that cheese and pineapple grapefruit centerpiece? A total hit!
Honestly, seeing everyone enjoy the food, pointing and saying “Oh, I remember these!” was the best part. It wasn’t fancy gourmet stuff, but it was fun, nostalgic, and pretty easy to pull off. It really added to the whole 80s vibe, and I didn’t spend the entire party stuck in the kitchen. Success!
So, if you’re planning an 80s bash, don’t overthink the food. Keep it simple, keep it fun, and lean into those retro classics. Your guests will love it!
